Your privacy's important.
So we won't cut corners when it comes to protecting it.
Instead of the usual mumbo-jumbo, I'm gonna make this very clear.
Here's what you need to know:
We do so for your convenience.
To save you time, and to create a more tailored experience.
If that weirds you out, under browser settings, turn that sh*t off.
Yes, we do store basic personal information.
Such as your name and email address.
(Should you opt-in to our mailing list or buy our service.)
It's kept confidential.
Guarded by the latest and greatest technology.
And a bouncer named Hank The Hammer.
Hank has no hammer, but when hit by him, you'd think otherwise.
We have never and will never share your personal information without your blessing.
And, the third and final thing you should know is:
You're in control, not us.
If you get sick of hearing from us?
There's a one-click unsubscribe link at the bottom of every email we send.
Tap that puppy... and we'll never bother you again.
If there's anything I missed, contact us